Current Power Points Ranking for the CarNutz Fantasy Football League.


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Stop the presses!  You just have to hear this!  Ding, Ding!  The Hawkeye Guy busted the 300-point barrier in Week 4!!!

Foo-pa move of the week!  And, you ain’t going to even want to believe this one!  Ding, Ding!  Ocho-Inch Johnson dropped the 49ers Defense.  If that’s not bad enough, they were picked up on waivers by  Sherman’s Army.  Ding, Ding! Guess who Ocho-Inch Johnson played this week… you got it… Sherman’s Army.  The “Army” has already thanked the small “Johnson” (lol) for providing them their margin of victory.  …talk about a class act; but that’s the Army!



army girl fantasy football#1. Sherman’s Army

Record: 4-0;  Total Points: 1115 ;  Profile Pix: 8.5; Power Points: 37,910

The Army overcame a poor quarterback performance by Tony Romo, while riding the 49er Defense to it’s 4th straight win.  Adam Shitner of ESP Sports reports there may be a QB controversy brewing in the Army locker room.  Team management is also concerned about the huge “donut” left on the field at DE.  Is the Army slipping?  He’s already a huge under doggie in his week 5 match-up with the sexier Waxers.


murphy's law fantasy football# 2. Murphy’s Law

Record: 3-1;  Total Points: 1072; Profile Pix: 9; Power Points: 28,944

The Law squeaked out a close victory against the mighty Moonies in Week 4 putting up 275 points.  Will Murph continue to play the D.C. rookie QB and keep Matty Ice on the pine?  Time will tell.  Week 5 brings a match-up with the every dangerous, yet still relatively impotent, Dynamo. With a bench hosting the likes of Chris Johnson, the aforementioned QB and Jared Allen, the Law appears poised to improve their record to 4-1.

With a win this week, and a lose by the Army, the Law could rule!



no-crabbies-fantasy-football#3. No Crabbies

Record: 3-1;  Total Points: 1170 ;  Profile Pix: 8; Power Points: 28,080

The Crabbies got out of the Chesapeake mud this week, squeaking out a narrow victory over the “shrinking” Nutz.  Drew Brees and Roddy White led the charge; and their waiver wire acquisition of Eric Decker was a brilliant move.  This management team continues to amaze me! :)

Week 5 brings the mighty Maestros, and it looks like the Maestros are the early favorite.  The huge QB match-up between Tom Terrific and Drew Brees might tell this story.  The Crabbies are looking up at the Law in total Power Points, and getting ready to jump him! Oops! Her!



 perch's pigeons fantasy football#4. Perch’s Pigeons

Record: 3-1;  Total Points: 967 ;  Profile Pix: 5; Power Points: 14,5o5

The mighty Pigeons got their wings clipped for the first time in 2012.  Rather then hit the waiver wire, the grey birds decided to stick with their WR corp and put up a huge donut in that crucial position.  The Pigeons are still suffering from a lack of production, scoring the second lowest team points this week.  It doesn’t get any easier this week.  The Pigeons face the ever hungry Hawkeye coming off their big 300-point performance against the Waxers!

The Pigeons are likely to give up their No. 4 Power Point ranking this week!


Hawkeye Guy Fantasy Football logo#5. Hawkeye Guy

Record: 2-2;  Total Points: 1028 ;  Profile Pix: 6; Power Points: 12,336

Coming off two straight tough defeats, the Neu guy cracked the 300-point plateau in crushing the Waxers in Week 4.  A-Rog, Victor Cruuuuzzzz and Vincent Jackson led the charge, pushing the Hawkeye to the top of the Funkmasters Division.   This week’s stellar performance jumped his Power Point ranking from #9 to #5!!!  That’s HUGE!

This week matches the Hawkeye Guy against the Perch’s Pigeons.  This “rookie of the year” candidate should be a very formidable, shit… call him a dangerous opponent with his powerful lineup for at least the foreseeable future!

The grey hats are gone! Hawkeye Guy’s profile picture now has a value of 6 versus 4 in previous weeks.


bikini waxers fantasy football#6. Bikini Waxers

Record: 1-3;  Total Points: 960; Profile Pix: 9.5;  Power Points: 9,120

Pull the string… pull the string… PLEASE.  Put us all out of our misery!!!  The Waxers fell to 1-3 at the feet of the resurgent  Hawkeye Guy… running their losing streak to 2 games.  Still, the Waxers jumped over the Maestros in this week’s Power Points ranking!  Adam Shitner can’t understand how.  He couldn’t find a good answer on his blackberry.  Apparently, his blackberry doesn’t show profile pictures!

OMG… are the Waxers facing a drubbing this week in their match-up against the undefeated Army?  By my “counting rules” this looks like the upset of the week.  The Waxers are playing two Packers and the Army only one!




big moon's maestros fantasy football#7. Big Moon’s Maestros

Record: 2-2;  Total Points: 998; Profile Pix: 4.5;  Power Points: 8,982

The Maestros suffered just their second defeat of the season in a tough battle against Murphy’s Law; dropping two spots in this week’s Power Point rankings.  Future Hall of Famer, Ray Lewis, let the team down a bit with an unusually low performance. And, where did Jeremy Maclin and Vernon Davis disappear to?

No doubt,  the Maestros would find some relief this week if they faced a team in the much weaker Funkmasters Division.  But, that’s not the case.  The have another tough division match up with the powerful No Crabbies in the Overbiters Division.



never say dynamo fantasy football team#8. Never Say Dynamo

Record: 1-3;  Total Points: 995 ;  Profile Pix: 6; Power Points: 5,970

I should really stop writing here, but in deference to the Hawkeye Guy’s performance in Week 4, I feel it’s my responsibility to finish this section on the “cellar dwellers .”   There is some hope for the league’s bottom feeders!  After all, the Dynamos did rack up a very respectable 249 points this week in bringing down the undefeated Pigeons and extending their win streak to a full game! LOL

And, the current week’s projections favor the Dynamo to upset the mighty Muryphy’s Law.  So, let’s give him the benefit of doubt  at this point. Go Mo!



Steel Nutz fantasy football#9. Steel Nutz

Record: 0-4;  Total Points: 982;  Profile Pix: 5; Power Points: 4,910

The “king” of fantasy football is  now the “little sister of the poor!”  Firmly holding on to the fourth position in the Funkmasters Division, the “sister” managed to lose their fourth straight game to the benefit of the No Crabbies.   The “Meat Heads” did manage a very respectable 268 points!  So, there is some hope to salvage something this season.  Actually, that’s an understatement.  The winds of change in Fantasy Football can blow in any direction with a little bit of attention to detail.  And, the Nutz are very good at change and detail.

Week 5 presents a huge challenge against division rivals Ocho-Inch Johnson.  In early posturing, the Nutz are already conceeding this game to the Johnson!  This should be good one!


ocho-inch-johnson-fantasy-football#10. Ocho-Inch Johnson

Record: 1-3;  Total Points; 978; Profile Pix: 3;  Power Points: 2,934

Them ugly ‘ocho-stinkos’  almost broke the 300-point mark in Week 3, then barely got off the “ladies tees” in Week 4, putting up a league low 220 points in losing to the mighty Army.

This week, Mr. Johnson faces the very angry and hungry Mr. Nutz.  As mentioned above, the posturing has already started.  Let it be known that these two teams totally hate one another.  This is red-hot competition at it’s very best.  Don’t think that the Johnson has a “yellow” streak… just because he has one running down the middle of his head. :)


This is it for this week!  Remember, I would still very much appreciate feedback and input!  I expect publishing time will be late Thursday each week.

This is how Power Rankings will be calculated.  It’s easy math, Scott still doesn’t seem to have a problem with it:

Total points… X… Wins… X… Profile Pix Value. No wins still getting 1 point.

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