Week 9 Wrap-Up for CarNutz Fantasy Football League…

Half-Way Awards!

Best Profile Pictures:

bikini waxers fantasy football

 #1. Them Bikini Waxers take the top award!  Holding strong with a league leading 9.5 Profile Picture Score, while maintaining a winning 5-4 record, Ronny has consistently been in the league’s Top-3!

Rumor has it, he will pull that string is you ask politely!




murphy's law fantasy football#2. Murphy’s Law places a close second!  His Profile Picture Score of 9, coupled with his league high points (2375) and 6 wins, keep him on top of the CarNutz League in the Power Points Rankings!

Can you say Hut… Hut?  This is the type of Law I like!




army girl fantasy football#3. Sherman’s Army.  This General just gets it!  Showing a quick grasp of the change in both the tactical and strategic situation,  General Hettinga quickly realigned his Profile Picture to maintain a top competitive league advantage.  Once the battle lines were laid, he adapted his strategy, changed his Profile Picture and quickly earned a score of 8.5.  In the process, he’s compiled 6 battle victories and has consistently maintained a Top-3 ranking in Power Points.  In Week 9, he elevated his status to #2!



Dynamos get competitive with great picture#4. Never Say Dynamo.  Though in a deadlock tie with the NoCrabbies with a Profile Picture Score of 8, the Donna and the Dynamo’s (…from chick flick Momma Mia), hold the Number 4 position.  The Dynamo showed an exemplary ability to adopt in Week 3 or 4 by updating his Profile Picture!   No doubt, this has provided his feeble squad the vigor and energy to top the league in scoring for the past two weeks!  Awesome job Commish!

The “Mo” are now in 6th place and well positioned to move higher in the Power Point Rankings!


no-crabbies-fantasy-football#5. The No Crabbies round out the top 5 in the Profile Picture Score.  A true innovator and prognosticator, this idiot came up with this lame scoring scheme! LOL  But, it’s there and all must live with it.  Clearly, there is a Top-5, which leaves a Bottom-5… league members who have FAILED to adapt!

But, the poor No Crabbies are on a miserable losing streak!  Yet, they hold 2nd in most points scored!  A couple of wins could push them to the top!


Week 9 Power Points Rankings:


# 1. Murphy’s Law (Previous Week: #1)

Record: 6-3;  Total Points: 2375; Profile Pix: 9; Power Points: 128,250


#2. Sherman’s Army (Previous Week: #3)

Record: 6-3;  Total Points: 2268 ;  Profile Pix: 8.5; Power Points: 115,668


#3. Bikini Waxers (Previous Week: #2)

Record: 5-4;  Total Points: 2204; Profile Pix: 9.5;  Power Points: 104,690


#4. No Crabbies (Previous Week: #4)

Record: 4-5: Total Points: 2330;  Profile Pix: 8; Power Points: 74,560


#5. Hawkeye Guy (Previous Week: #5)

Record: 5-4;  Total Points: 2308;  Profile Pix: 6; Power Points: 69,240


#6. Never Say Dynamo (Previous Week: #8)

Record: 3-6;  Total Points: 2295;  Profile Pix: 8; Power Points: 55,080


#7. Big Moon’s Maestros (Previous Week: #6)

Record: 5-4;  Total Points: 2194; Profile Pix: 4.5;  Power Points: 49,365


#8. Perch’s Pigeons (Previous Week: #7)

Record: 4-5;  Total Points: 2183 ;  Profile Pix: 5; Power Points: 39,340


You Do Not Want to Be a Cellar Dweller!!

car nutz league losers



#9. Ocho-Inch Johnson (Previous Week: #9)

Record: 5-4;  Total Points; 2300; Profile Pix: 3;  Power Points: 34,500


#10. Steel Nutz (Previous Week: #10)

Record: 2-7;  Total Points: 2257;  Profile Pix: 5; Power Points: 22,570



Have fun gentlemen!  The season is at the half way point!  This is the time to start preparing for the big push.  Best of luck to all!

Total points… X…  Number of Wins… X… Profile Pix Value. No wins still getting 1 point.

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